Hey! I'm Maria, a 16 yo girl from Norway.

Kristen Srewart has been my loyal wife for years, but I'm a slut so I'm basically marrying anyone cool.
I only bite on request, so don't ever hesitate talking to me if you need or want to. Okay, thanks all, bye x

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”Good relationship advice for me tends to be being honest and knowing yourself. Don’t be an asshole. Don’t be mean. Don’t take shit. Don’t settle.”

the scariest thing about being an adult is looking at a 20 dollar bill and realizing that holy shit i could just

buy an entire cake for myself and eat it and nO ONE COULD STOP ME?? IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO BE MY BIRTHDAY JESUS CHRIST

What do you find sexy in a girl?

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon teaching you how to kiss

• me after eating one healthy meal: i wonder how much weight I've lost

Happy Birthday Rob!!! May, 13

gayleaf:

victorias secret 

victorias rumour

victorias regret

:(

How to make awkward situations ever more awkward, a lesson brought to you by Maeda Atsuko

• my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it

erossum:

awkwardlilgirl:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

are-you-my-tennant:

neilpatrickheaven:

i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go

 #favorite disney prince because he doesnt understand hes a disney prince

some cute guy just winked at me with both eyes at the same time