Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen
"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"
"And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"
im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid
Meryl Streep on working with Chris and Liam Hemsworth
if i mutually follow you it’s a free pass to talk to me whenever you want
you can literally just send me an ask saying “piss” 10 times
walk up in da club like “mom said u have to come home”
do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???
you’re too young to be heterosexual honey you’re probably just confused
Having the same taste in music is like a soul connection
do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you
i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor