"do u want the rest of my food"
"here u can have them"
if english isn’t your first language but you think and dream in english and sometimes have to mentally translate from english to your first language when speaking it as a consequence of your consistent exposure to the internet clap your hands
reblog if your dick is longer than your arm
Kristen Stewart on the cover of Telerama France.(x)
*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this
well if you close your eyes
dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between
Kristen Stewart at the Chanel show in Paris, July 2014 (x)
‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies
i am three years behind in my math homework
"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"
*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*
"It’s bad alright"
Day 1725 and I’m still waiting for the Twilight audition tape to be released